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Review: Dead Child - Attack
Dead Child

Label: Quarterstick Records
Year released: 2008
Duration: 47:30
Tracks: 11
Genre: Heavy/Thrash

Rating: 1/5

Review online: April 7, 2008
Reviewed by: Sargon the Terrible
Readers Rating

Rated 1.57/5 (31.43%) (7 Votes)

I don't get people at all. This band says — the back of the CD actually says this — "A total masterpiece , filled with elements of Power Metal, Thrash Metal, some Traditional Metal, and an ass-pinch of Groove Metal." I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with that, but they should probably lay off. Maybe if they did they could learn to play some real music. This is uninspired, bouncy, Lite/Pop/Punk Rock bullshit with a weak guitar tone, tedious riffs, and truly terrible vocals that are touted as "sings his ass off", which I suppose might be a typo for 'singing out his ass'. Needless to say, there is nothing Power, Thrash, or Traditional about this. It is lame alt/groove bashing with a lot of tuneless yapping on top of it. Dreadful.

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