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Review: Haken - Aquarius
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Aquarius

Label: Sensory Records
Year released: 2010
Duration: 72:47
Tracks: 7
Genre: Progressive Metal

Rating: 0/5

Review online: June 10, 2010
Reviewed by: Sargon the Terrible
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Aquarius

Rated 3.55/5 (71.03%) (29 Votes)
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Sometimes I think Prog bands have become too heavy and percussive in imitation of Nevermore, and then something like this abomination comes across my desk. Hakon are a UK-based Prog band, and I hesitate to even call this metal at all. I only review this because it will get promoted as metal, and so somebody needs to point out that this is in fact supremely dandified prog diddling in the vein of bands like Yes or old Genesis – except to say that would be to do a supreme disservice to Peter Gabriel and Rick Wakeman. So let's be clear: this makes The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway sound like Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk in comparison. This is so pussified that I cannot call it that without insulting every woman ever born. This is filled with pop hooks, acoustic strumming, and pop synth faux-orchestrations so candified they are embarrassing. You, the listener, will be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed just acknowledging that this album even exists. An album that is a pus-seeping offense to art.

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