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Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« on: August 16, 2006, 04:45:05 PM »

MAN SET FIRE TO HIS FLAT 'TO SMOKE OUT NINJAS' 
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10:15 - 15 August 2006 
A man suffering from hallucinations set fire to his flat to smoke out "the Ninjas" hiding under his bed, Leicester Crown Court heard.

Stanley Turner suffered the temporary delusional illness when trying to wean himself off alcohol.

The fire caused almost £17,000 damage to the flat where he lived and the one below, in High Street, Oakham.

Mark Watson, prosecuting, said at 6am, on March 27, this year, the neighbour in the flat below heard banging and then saw the defendant outside. The 45-year-old told her there was a small fire and kept insisting he could see a woman in the hallway, when no-one was there.

The fire service arrived to find the bedroom on fire. Turner told a fire officer he had also set alight a toilet roll in the flat to "smoke out Ninjas from under his bed".

He was taken to Leicester Royal Infirmary and was an in-patient for four days. When interviewed on March 31, he told officers he had been tormented by hallucinations of people in his flat and started the blaze to get rid of them.

He claimed to have drunk four cans of cider beforehand. A binge drinker, he gave up spirits to drink wine and then changed to cider.

"Temporary psychosis was induced by the alcohol and the manner in which he'd changed his tipple," said Tamia Tago, defending.

Turner, who admitted arson, received a 52-week jail sentence, suspended for two years, and a supervision order, which will include assistance with his drink problem.

 
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 10:22:20 PM »

It's always those goddamned ninjas...
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 11:43:49 PM »

Well now I know how NOT to get rid of the ninja's at my place.

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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 05:59:12 PM »

Because real ninjas would jump around and slice you to pieces...they are that cool laugh
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 06:44:35 PM »

Wait, why woudln't he want to hang out with some badass Ninjas?

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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 07:08:44 PM »

Wait, why woudln't he want to hang out with some badass Ninjas?

That's actually a very good question.  laugh
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 11:49:42 PM »

That's actually a very good question.  laugh

Yup, and with this new post-modern age, the ninja could be some hot Japanese chick as well.

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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 12:12:47 AM »

Yup, and with this new post-modern age, the ninja could be some hot Japanese chick as well.
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2006, 04:46:33 PM »

 laugh laugh laugh

Human stupidity at it's finest.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!  laugh laugh
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 06:04:50 AM »

laugh laugh laugh

Human stupidity at it's finest.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!  laugh laugh

LOL - that show was pretty rad hehehe - turtles, ninjas and pizza laugh
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 10:13:43 AM »

LOL - that show was pretty rad hehehe - turtles, ninjas and pizza laugh

and a walking talking RAT
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Re: Man Sets Fire To Apartment To "Smoke Out Ninjas"
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 09:34:35 PM »

and a walking talking RAT

Can't forget about a hot chick and a tin-headed motherfucker.
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