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Agis
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Power Jesus!
« on: September 03, 2007, 03:10:22 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 07:20:55 AM »
Oh no! More blasphemous images!  laugh
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 03:36:57 PM »
HA!!.. awesome pic.. That will be my facebook avatar
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Only_Ash_Remains
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 04:26:40 PM »
I laugh every time I see that. laugh
I personally prefer the Raptor Jesus version however.
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 05:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Sextus Loverlord on September 05, 2007, 07:20:55 AM
Oh no! More blasphemous images!  laugh

Well, I guess it wasn't intended, but it really is.

The Raptor Jesus... Is it supposed to reconcile religion and evolution? Or is it the other way round?
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Lord Requiem
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 06:40:32 PM »
It's a joke about how the bible doesn't say there ISN'T a raptor jesus so people "believe" that he is the Savior of the Dinosaurs.
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 07:01:14 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 08:18:04 PM »
YMCA !! HA!!! laugh
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 03:30:31 PM »
Quote from: ConanTL on September 05, 2007, 07:01:14 PM



That one is actually funny.  laugh laugh laugh

Did you take that yourself?.... or just find it on google images or something?


...and I really don't get that Raptor Jesus thing. Could someone explain it to me so I can get the joke?
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 07:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Only_Ash_Remains on September 05, 2007, 04:26:40 PM
I laugh every time I see that. laugh
I personally prefer the Raptor Jesus version however.

Well said. cheers Have you see beesus or jewcat?
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 07:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Mike604 on September 06, 2007, 03:30:31 PM
Did you take that yourself?.... or just find it on google images or something?

I found it.
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 10:03:47 PM »
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 10:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Mark666 on September 07, 2007, 07:37:04 PM
Well said. cheers Have you see beesus or jewcat?

I've only ever seen jewcat. This being said, Jewbacca is wonderful.
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 03:21:13 AM »
Quote from: Lord Requiem on September 05, 2007, 06:40:32 PM



 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Winner.
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Re: Power Jesus!
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2007, 06:13:39 AM »
Quote from: Sargon the Terrible on September 07, 2007, 10:03:47 PM

holy shit
id love to have one of those
i live in the middle of the fucking bible belt
its be awesome to sit in the middle of a church parking lot laughing at one of my gay buddys fucking a jesus doll
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