Actual Town Names (Funny)

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[Brewdog]

Actual Names of Towns:

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Bastard (Norway)
Twatt (Shetland, UK)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Shafter (California, USA)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Donk (Belgium)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall,UK)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Stains (Near Paris,France)
Turdo (Romania)
Fukum (Yemen)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Tittybong (Australia)
Dikshit (India)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)
Fucking (Austria)
Dickeyville (Wisconsin)
Balltown (Iowa)
Sac City (Iowa)
Dyckesville (Wisconsin)
Pardeeville (Wisconsin)
Kiester (Minnesota)
Nowhere (Oklahoma)
French Lick (Indiana)
Frankenfurter (Michigan)
Beaver Falls (Pennsylvania)
Motley (Minnesota)
Scrum (Wisconsin)
Hell (Michigan)
Sacred Heart (Minnesota)

[yilduz]

I've been to Hell

[ConanTL]

I've been to Hell

and back? Kissed the satanic queen?

[yilduz]

and back? Kissed the satanic queen?

She wasn't there... but I also went to Paradise in the same day.

[PhantomOTO]

She wasn't there... but I also went to Paradise in the same day.

That's quite a hike, from Michigan to Pennsylvania.

[yilduz]

That's quite a hike, from Michigan to Pennsylvania.

There is a Paradise in Michigan and I didn't hike.

[AntePavelic]

Actual Names of Towns:

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Bastard (Norway)
Twatt (Shetland, UK)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Shafter (California, USA)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Donk (Belgium)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall,UK)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Stains (Near Paris,France)
Turdo (Romania)
Fukum (Yemen)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Tittybong (Australia)
Dikshit (India)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)
Fucking (Austria)
Dickeyville (Wisconsin)
Balltown (Iowa)
Sac City (Iowa)
Dyckesville (Wisconsin)
Pardeeville (Wisconsin)
Kiester (Minnesota)
Nowhere (Oklahoma)
French Lick (Indiana)
Frankenfurter (Michigan)
Beaver Falls (Pennsylvania)
Motley (Minnesota)
Scrum (Wisconsin)
Hell (Michigan)
Sacred Heart (Minnesota)

Only mildly amusing because our English language has deteriorated the level of ebonics.  I actually had to think hard about a few of them because I don't speak that way in regular conversation, and it didn't seem so apparent to me.  For example, Arsoli (Italy), by the time I realized that it was because of "arse" that is when the entire thing became clear:  Anyone who actually finds this funny and are even mildly perplexed in the "why would they..." manner proves they are extremely low-brow individuals, akin very much to either white trash or total idiotic ginos.

[Schattengott]

Down here in Mexico, a vulgar term for penis is "verga", hence the plural becomes "vergas".  There's a town in Minnesota under that name, here's the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vergas

[Brewdog]

"Anyone who actually finds this funny and are even mildly perplexed in the "why would they..." manner proves they are extremely low-brow individuals, akin very much to either white trash or total idiotic ginos."

I guess that probably describes about 80-95% of the population. Otherwise much of what comes out of the entertainment industry, like "South Park", "Beavis and Butthead", or the "American Pie" or "Police Academy" movies wouldn't be or have been so popular.

[Sirliftsalot48]

Only mildly amusing because our English language has deteriorated the level of ebonics.  I actually had to think hard about a few of them because I don't speak that way in regular conversation, and it didn't seem so apparent to me.  For example, Arsoli (Italy), by the time I realized that it was because of "arse" that is when the entire thing became clear:  Anyone who actually finds this funny and are even mildly perplexed in the "why would they..." manner proves they are extremely low-brow individuals, akin very much to either white trash or total idiotic ginos.

I agree that some of them aren't funny, mostly when it's from a country that doesn't speak English, but when the country's native language is English like Gobbler's Knob, Kentucky how can you not find it funny?

[Decimator666]

Newfoundland's Dildo is amusing, though hardly surprizing.

[AntePavelic]

"Anyone who actually finds this funny and are even mildly perplexed in the "why would they..." manner proves they are extremely low-brow individuals, akin very much to either white trash or total idiotic ginos."

I guess that probably describes about 80-95% of the population. Otherwise much of what comes out of the entertainment industry, like "South Park", "Beavis and Butthead", or the "American Pie" or "Police Academy" movies wouldn't be or have been so popular.

I agree, although I will admit that I am a South Park fan, although not one of any of the others (save for Police Academy, because I've never seen it).  As an extention to what you said, that is also why some people love that movie "Don't be a menace in South Central while drinking juice in the hood" when in reality it's not funny at all.

[Ulysses]

South Park is a good show, sometimes I think they want to get kicked off the air. 

[Mouse]

Dildo Cove , Newfoundland 

[Brewdog]

I agree, although I will admit that I am a South Park fan, although not one of any of the others (save for Police Academy, because I've never seen it).  As an extention to what you said, that is also why some people love that movie "Don't be a menace in South Central while drinking juice in the hood" when in reality it's not funny at all.

"South Park" is great. I've never seen "Don't Be A Menace", nor do I plan to, and as for "Police Academy", you're really not missing much, except for MAYBE the first 1 or 2- they're actually talking about YET ANOTHER SEQUEL! Talk about beating a dead horse!