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131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« on: January 21, 2012, 12:42:31 AM »

I know nu metal has died, but this is some funny shit:
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyard/131_ways_to_tell_if_you_are_a_mallcore_kid.html
My favourite is number 49.  Any comments?
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 03:39:34 AM »

This is about ten years out of date. And stupid.
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2012, 09:54:58 AM »

I haven't heard the term 'Mallcore' in years ...
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2012, 04:32:10 PM »

He's not the same guy as ExNortusx something????, didn't he get banned?
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2012, 04:44:11 PM »

He's not the same guy as ExNortusx something????, didn't he get banned?

Check out metal stuff in metal discussions if you want to see why that idiot got banned. I think he was either trolling or he was really that stupid (I am more inclined to go with the trolling suggestion).
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2012, 08:14:30 PM »

Check out metal stuff in metal discussions if you want to see why that idiot got banned. I think he was either trolling or he was really that stupid (I am more inclined to go with the trolling suggestion).

He said he was 15 years old. I think that's one main reason for his stupidity.
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 07:50:11 AM »

He's not the same guy as ExNortusx something????, didn't he get banned?

I am insulted that you think I am the same as Ex Noctem Nacimur.  Please apologise.

Check out metal stuff in metal discussions if you want to see why that idiot got banned. I think he was either trolling or he was really that stupid (I am more inclined to go with the trolling suggestion).

I asked him today.  He said he was trolling like a retard, cos he felt he'd be banned soon.  What a fortune teller!
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2012, 08:38:20 AM »

He's not the same guy as ExNortusx something????, didn't he get banned?

I posted that originally (earlier post edited) because they both have the same IP address.  Night Records told me they both use the computers at their school library, which explains that (of course I have to take his word for it naughty).
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2012, 09:01:53 AM »

I posted that originally (earlier post edited) because they both have the same IP address.  Night Records told me they both use the computers at their school library, which explains that (of course I have to take his word for it naughty).
I thought ExNortus was from Dubai and Night Records is from Ireland?  How do they go to the same high school?
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2012, 09:35:19 AM »

He said he is from Ireland, not that he LIVED in Ireland  icon_razz
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2012, 09:49:10 AM »

I thought ExNortus was from Dubai and Night Records is from Ireland?  How do they go to the same high school?

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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2012, 10:29:00 AM »

I thought ExNortus was from Dubai and Night Records is from Ireland?  How do they go to the same high school?

Yeah, just because I'm irish, it doesn't mean I can't live in dubai!
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 11:11:56 AM »

Yeah, just because I'm irish, it doesn't mean I can't live in dubai!
This is the thread
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As the topic says, what are your 5 favorite, existing Metal bands from the country at the moment where you live...
So you evidently can't read, because it clearly says where you live.   idiot
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2012, 11:16:49 AM »

Considering that in Dubai heavy metal is considered the work of the devil and it's actively discouraged, I'd say there are no metal bands from the country I live.

I could post my favorite metal bands from the country I am from:
1. Primordial
2. Cruachan

but that's about it ...

I know, but since there is no metal in dubai, as I have stated above, I posted my favourite metal bands from the country I am from, where this a touch of metal.
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Re: 131 Ways To Tell If You're A Mallcore Kid
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2012, 11:31:33 AM »

I am insulted that you think I am the same as Ex Noctem Nacimur.  Please apologise.

I asked him today.  He said he was trolling like a retard, cos he felt he'd be banned soon.  What a fortune teller!

No way Jose, since you both showed up at the same time and started to post about "feud between Norwegien BM and Scandinavian (or something like that) DM that was 20 years ago", or stuff about being a mallcore kid. etc.. You both sounds like 15 y/o
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