France raises alert level

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France raises alert level

« on: October 11, 2006, 05:45:19 PM »

Following the rumoured nuclear weapons test in North Korea this week the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'.

The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender'and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

Updates from around Europe

The Italians have increased their alert level from "shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain," ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".


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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 07:15:46 PM »

Before replying, two things:

It's a joke
Get reacquainted with the board rules


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Only_Ash_Remains

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 08:37:24 PM »

Well, I'm sure the black metal bands from France would just burn Korea's church's down. naughty


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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 08:49:46 PM »

That would be a good idea if North Korea's state "religion" wasn't Atheism.


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Only_Ash_Remains

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 10:31:37 PM »

Quote from: PhantomOTO on October 11, 2006, 08:49:46 PM

That would be a good idea if North Korea's state "religion" wasn't Atheism.

Man, don't be a dick, it was a joke.


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Nahsil

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 11:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Only_Ash_Remains on October 11, 2006, 10:31:37 PM

Man, don't be a dick, it was a joke.

he wasn't being a dick, he was pointing out why your joke fails!


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Zdan

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 06:11:14 AM »

The German one is particularly good stuff Grin


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Wise_One

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2006, 01:07:39 PM »

Of course it's a joke. I would never understand it unless Metalcrypt said it was one....

Nice stuff though.


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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2006, 01:18:54 PM »

good stuff


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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2006, 10:31:11 AM »

Quote from: Wise_One on October 14, 2006, 01:07:39 PM

Of course it's a joke. I would never understand it unless Metalcrypt said it was one....

Nice stuff though.

Somebody took it a bit too far. Incidentally his post is gone, and so is he for another day or two.


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Acolyte

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2006, 05:26:37 PM »

You forgot Romania-they are on the level of "force all commisioned officers to wear make-up", raised from "force all daughters to be prostitutes"


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Only_Ash_Remains

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2006, 08:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Nahsil on October 11, 2006, 11:48:20 PM

he wasn't being a dick, he was pointing out why your joke fails!

Oh well, I was in a bad mood, Meh, guess I got pwned. icon_cry


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AntePavelic

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Re: France raises alert level

« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2006, 07:38:44 PM »

:lolThat's excellent!


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