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101 rules of Thrash Metal
« on: August 24, 2008, 03:53:44 PM »
Some funny ones in there, and of course some not so much: http://www.metalstorm.ee/pub/fun_comments.php?fun_id=82&page=&message_id=
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 01:37:09 PM »
15. Don't be James Hetfield.
16. Don't be Dave Mustaine.
48. Naming a song "The Ballad" is even more GAY.

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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 09:27:28 AM »
Whoever came up with that list is a bloody genius! Brilliant stuff.  cheers

There's so much truth in there, it's hard to believe it's also funny at the same time.
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 09:49:14 AM »
What is this? The BraveBoards or something?
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 06:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Mark666 on August 27, 2008, 09:49:14 AM
What is this? The BraveBoards or something?

Trying to push your luck or something?

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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 10:30:18 PM »
Check out the rules of black metal:

58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 10:40:42 PM »
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75. Don't have friends, friendship is gay.
76. Don't have girlfriends, that's gay.
77. What?!
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 11:53:25 AM »
That's pretty funny. At least they ring true. Unlike the 101 rules of Power Metal I read a few years ago  icon_rolleyes
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Re: 101 rules of Thrash Metal
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 06:15:47 PM »
Exactly.  I think it's the first time I see one that's actually funny, rather than one that sounds like it was written by someone who hates the genre.

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