Survival Tips Please

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[BLackwolf]

My unit is now headed to Iraq. Any survival tips?

[MetalCrypt]

You gotta be kidding.

[ConanTL]

Lock the doors.
And hope they don't have blasters.

[Only_Ash_Remains]

Do a barrel roll.

[Mouse]

get giant speakers..blare "Im a Wild Party" by Kim Mitchell over and over.Fuck the bullets, that will make them kill themselves. Trust me.It worked at the Kim Mitchell concert.

[MetalCrypt]

get giant speakers..blare "Im a Wild Party" by Kim Mitchell over and over.Fuck the bullets, that will make them kill themselves. Trust me.It worked at the Kim Mitchell concert.

Hey... Good tip!

 Voïvod - Nothingface

[tbab]

Do a barrel roll.

I love this.

[Lars]

My unit is now headed to Iraq. Any survival tips?

Don't get shot/blown up/captured. Follow those rules, you'll be fine.

[Thrash_Attack]

Stay low, stay hidden and don't trust anybody unless it is a fellow soldier.

[yilduz]

Stay low, stay hidden and don't trust anybody unless it is a fellow soldier.

In some cases, not even then.

[Agis]

Don´t be the first one, don't be the last one.
Never volunteer.

[ConanTL]

don't trust anybody unless it is a fellow soldier.

First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later.

[MetalCrypt]

In some cases, not even then.

"Friendly" fire.

[Sextus Loverlord]

I hope the Sunnians and Shi'ians can start to live peacefully so that the Iraqian nation become unified for the betterment of South Africa.

[yilduz]

"Friendly" fire.

A lot of people think of accidents when they hear those words, I used to but not anymore. I've seen how many incompetent soldiers there are. I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.

As far as survival goes, I hope you either have a job that involves you never leaving or you're some sort of combat arms. If you're a truck driver, good luck.